is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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