So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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