I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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