we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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