So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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