Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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