you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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