The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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