Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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