it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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