Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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