I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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