Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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