Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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