Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
