i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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