shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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