There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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