"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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