Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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