nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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