Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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