Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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