i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The air was thick with penises
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
