Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize