and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
