why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
