I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
we're so committed to being not committed
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize