3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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