party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize