her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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