I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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