he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
If I die, sorry about rent.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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