I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
