so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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