I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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