i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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