Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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