Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm both gender and math confused
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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