dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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