I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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