Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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