ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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