It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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