Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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