My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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