Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm sobbing to NWA
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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