Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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