so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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