can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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