You work out of a Hotel?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize