I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize