how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
